It wasn’t me; I didn’t do it; I wasn’t there……

or for the official disclaimer, please see here:

Any death or injuries sustained to you or anyone else, either self inflicted or by an innocent bystander, who just happened to look at the screen is your own b****y fault and nothing to do with me!


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