Author: Joseph P. Helman

HELP THE ANIMALS

Are you an animal lover? Would you like to help an animal charity? Do you want to become more involved with organisations that help animals?? Then check out the following sites and information.It could be something as simple as a couple of hours of your time rattling a tin in the High Street, or sending […]

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THE CREATIVE SIDE

If you are feeling creative then here’s the place to do it. Send it to me and I’ll publish it here for you. This poem was written by a lovely guy called Chris Salmen. It just sums up his own cancer in his head, and it does in mine as well. I’ve written poems myself about things […]

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OTHER STUFF

So, apart from NHL and hospital and consultant appointments …. what else is there in my life at the moment? Well to be honest, not a lot as I am unable to go far without my trusty walking stick. I didn’t realise how tired you get a lot of the time. I think the Lymphoedema […]

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JOKES

A bit of a change around here as the jokes section got SO big! You can chose from three sections at the moment, with a seasonal one later on. Clean Jokes Not So Clean Jokes Cancer Jokes Now before you start, who can make jokes about cancer, yes, cancer patients and that is ME!! You […]

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JOKES (CLEAN)

Well here are the clean jokes you wanted! If you feel a bit more risque, then go to the “not so clean jokes” section. Watch out for the new jokes!  HARD OF HEARING Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down […]

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JOKES (NOT SO CLEAN)

Well here are the not so clean jokes you wanted! If you feel you’re in the wrong section, click on the clean jokes to go to the right place! Thanks to everyone who sends them to me to brighten up a dull day…keep sending them along… =) Watch out for the new jokes! £280,000 MORTGAGE For his […]

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JOKES (CANCER)

Well here are the cancer jokes! I thought they were funny anyway but then I’ve always had a warped sense of humour so I’ve been told! You have been warned though – if these are not your type of humour – this is your LAST CHANCE! If however, you like these jokes, please email me and let me […]

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CANCERVIVE

Here is my own personal Diary, from the first pains to diagnosis and treatment. I am brutally honest here with my thoughts, but some things are best left unsaid, so don’t panic too much! Some things will remain private not to embarrass anyone!! It’s all in month order, so click on the right year to […]

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What Resveratrol Is Not

Resveratrol, a natural substance found in a variety of plants, has been recently identified in red grapes (and hence red wine) and some berries (including blueberries and cranberries). Resveratrol has also been found on red skin and hair of blue berries and other berries. It’s now being marketed as a dietary supplement and for weight […]

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